So I'm pregnant which means this blog could go one of two ways:1. Uphill, because of all the new material pregnancy brings. 2. Downhill, because ...
TALES OF A DISGRUNTLED MAMA
pet peeve; nounaparticularandoftencontinualannoyance;personal bugbear(TOP FIVE) 1. The jelly roll that I now call my stomach. It just Won't. Go. Away. It doesn't matter what I ...
TALES FROM MY INBOX
Perusing through emails reading all of your awesome questions and landed on this picture entitled "our puppy was born!!" I can't stop staring... That's a ...
TALES FROM MY (POTTY) MOUTH: Why My Toddler Says Shit. A lot.
If you are used to swearing everyday it's very hard to switch this instinct off. I have the mouth of a trunk-driver. Sure, I scaled ...
TALES FROM CENTER STAGE
I did ballet for 6 years before I got all curvy in middle school and quit. But my dream of being a (tiny) dancer never ...