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HOW TO FAIL AT KINDERGARTEN REGISTRATION

A 5 STEP MIM GUIDE When asked to provide Proof Of Address, present a Victoria's Secret bill because it was the only thing you can find that morning. Make a joke.  Receive no laughs. Ask to borrow a pen.  Return said pen busted with ink dripping down your fingers. When signing and dating the bottom of 10 different ...

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THE MISADVENTURE TALKS: WHY AND HOW DID YOU STOP NURSING?

Sometimes I wonder... Why does melted muenster cheese taste so much better than non-melted muenster cheese? Is it safe to eat at Chipotle now? Did I just pull a muscle taking off this sports bra? Do you think women in The Middle Ages went into confinement after birth because they didn't have access to squirt bottles, Maxi pads, and Hemorrhoid ...

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How To Talk To Your Daughter About Her Body (A Guest Post)

This post came from The Cosmic Dancer by Sarah Koppelkam.  What do you think? How to talk to your daughter about her body, step one: Don't talk to your daughter about her body, except to teach her how it works. Don't say anything if she's lost weight. Don't say anything if she's gained weight. If you think your ...

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THE MISADVENTURE TALKS: HOW LONG SHOULD I WAIT IN BETWEEN KIDS?

As I sit here and pour my third cup of coffee this morning, sometimes I wonder... Do I just like coffee because of the cream and sugar I put into it? Do I just like baked potatoes because they're a vehicle to eat butter and sour cream? Do I just like to work out so that I can eat ...

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