Mommyhood

A {3RD TRIMESTER} “MATCH.COM” PROFILE

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RELATIONSHIP: Married SEEKING: Friendship through Commiseration FAITH: Losing it BODY TYPE: Large, Round, Gets Bigger Every Day EYES: Tired HAIR: Not washed PREGNANCY #? 3 HOW FAR ALONG? No idea. (Refer to line above.)   AGE: Too old for this shit HABITS: Peeing on the half hour  HOBBIES: Eating STRENGTHS: Crawling hand over foot up a set of stairs EXERCISE HABIT: Crawling hand over foot up a ...

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THE UNEXPECTED 1ST TRIMESTER {A MIM TALK}

"She did not" I'm staring at one of my best friends with eyes wide open, encouraging her to say more with a playful smile.  She's recounting an incident that occured last Friday night. It's one of those lunches you've planned and reluctantly cancelled twice, and you remember why they are important to keep after the first couple of minutes. ...

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“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH!”

We've been on "Operation Lose First Tooth" since Kindergarten started in September.  Who has and hasn't lost a tooth seems to be a hot topic among 5 & 6 year olds.  (It reminds me of the 6th-8th grade talk of adolescent firsts like kisses and bras and periods.)  When the bottom right front tooth became ...

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MAMASTE SATURDAY (WIN A SCHWINN JOGGING STROLLER!)

A couple of Saturdays ago Safety 1st invited me to a really fun event called Mamaste Saturday at a local Boston yoga studio, Bikram Yoga Boston.  Although I'm a certified yoga instructor and prior studio owner, it's been years since I've taught.  These days I'm more of a "let's squat while cooking dinner to burn ...

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