Mommyhood

A LETTER TO MY SOON-TO-BE MIDDLE CHILD

Dear Baby, Your status is going to change soon, my love.  Soon you'll move to the role of middle child.  The weight of your body will feel too big in our arms and we'll realize too quickly that the dimples in your skin have flattened out, that the pouch which once represented your belly has become hard, ...

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A {3RD TRIMESTER} “MATCH.COM” PROFILE

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RELATIONSHIP: Married SEEKING: Friendship through Commiseration FAITH: Losing it BODY TYPE: Large, Round, Gets Bigger Every Day EYES: Tired HAIR: Not washed PREGNANCY #? 3 HOW FAR ALONG? No idea. (Refer to line above.)   AGE: Too old for this shit HABITS: Peeing on the half hour  HOBBIES: Eating STRENGTHS: Crawling hand over foot up a set of stairs EXERCISE HABIT: Crawling hand over foot up a ...

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THE UNEXPECTED 1ST TRIMESTER {A MIM TALK}

"She did not" I'm staring at one of my best friends with eyes wide open, encouraging her to say more with a playful smile.  She's recounting an incident that occured last Friday night. It's one of those lunches you've planned and reluctantly cancelled twice, and you remember why they are important to keep after the first couple of minutes. ...

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