Mommyhood

HELP, I’VE GOOGLED AND I CAN’T GET UP

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I may be a 3rd time Mom but that doesn’t mean I’m not insane.  In the next rendition, (Check out the first)  here’s a quick run down of all the things I’ve Googled over the last couple of weeks:

When does the umbilical cord fall off? 

Why does baby’s umbilical cord smell like dead fish?

What does mastitis feel like?

Why can’t I take a deep breath after delivery?

Can organs get jammed after pregnancy?

When will my feet be less swollen after pregnancy? 

Why is my baby sleeping all day?

Can and when do you die from lack of sleep as an adult human?

Did I screw up my teeth during labor & delivery?

Why does my baby boy’s balls have a bruise on it?

Why does my baby’s lower jaw tremble?

How do I clean poop off a fabric couch? 

Do underwire bras affect milk supply?

Can the common cold be transferred thru breast milk?

Can Lyme Disease be transferred thru breast milk? 

Do I have Lyme Disease or am I just tired? 

What are the traits of an insane person? Excessive Googling??

How can I stop Googling? 

 

 

 

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