Mommyhood

10 THINGS I FORGOT ABOUT HAVING A NEWBORN

10. Newborns poop. A lot. Like every time they eat, they poop.  (Can you imagine if adults did that?) Related: I've said it before and I'll say it again - I like the smell of newborn, breastfed poop!  Reminds me of buttered popcorn.   9.  Newborns are feisty.  Well, mine are anyway.  I see pictures of newborns ...

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Mommyhood

HELP, I’VE GOOGLED AND I CAN’T GET UP

I may be a 3rd time Mom but that doesn't mean I'm not insane.  In the next rendition, (Check out the first)  here's a quick run down of all the things I've Googled over the last couple of weeks: When does the umbilical cord fall off?  Why does baby's umbilical cord smell like dead fish? What does mastitis ...

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Mommyhood

CONFESSIONS OF A PREGNANT WOMAN

I have no filter and offer completely inappropriate responses when I'm pregnant you guys.  Is it starting to become a problem? I was listening to a woman who was explaining to another woman how deep breathing and massage can help during delivery without an epidural.  I snorted and said "Yeah, they do the trick about as ...

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