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WHAT’S YOUR BUMPAH STICKAH?

Bumper stickers like really, really annoy me.

Destination bumper stickers.  We get it, you traveled.

The ones that actually tell you something. “This car climbed Mt. Washington.” That’s great but could you go more than 55MPH in the passing lane?

“Baby On Board” Ok thanks I’ll now make sure to obey universal traffic laws (Disclaimer: still got nothing but love for you Safety 1st.)

The uber cheesy 5 stick figures and a dog.  Why not just tape the kid’s school pictures on the windows? At least then we could put a face to a stick?

“My Kid Made Honor Roll at Catholic Memorial” Big Whoop Dee-Freakin-Do To You.

“My Best Friend is My Dog.” Really? That’s what you want to tell the world?

13.1.  So let me get this straight you are basically ADVERTISING that you didn’t run a full marathon?

“My Other Car Is A Broomstick” Hey, 1998 called, they want their bumper sticker back.

COEXIST.  Will do. But you go first by not driving over the median, K?

BERNIE SANDERS.  While I appreciate your dedication to a cause, they make Goo Gone for these types of things.

There are only 2 bumper stickers I’ve seen in my 38 years of life that have not annoyed me.  This one:
Because it’s basically making fun of all race bumper stickers and I think that’s well deserved.
And this one…

Because it’s basically making fun of people who love to tell the world they are gluten-free; which I also think is well deserved.  Sorry to everyone I know in life.

So there you have it.

My rant on bumper stickers is over.

Now excuse me while I back my car up…

-MIM-

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