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THE 12 SPILLS OF CHRISTMAS

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On the first day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
All the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

On the second day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree
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On the third day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Four Quarts Of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

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On the fifth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts Of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

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On the seventh day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Seven Strands of Spaghetti
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

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On the eighth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Eight Bottles of Spices
Seven Strands of Spaghetti
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

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On the ninth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Nine Fists Of Dirt
Eight Bottles of Spices
Seven Strands of Spaghetti
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Ten Pieces of Play-Doh
Nine Fists of Dirt
Eight Bottles of Spices
Seven Strands of Spaghetti
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Eleven Spoonfuls of Cereal
Ten Pieces of Play-Doh
Nine Fists of Dirt
Eight Bottles of Spices
Seven Strands of Spaghetti
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Trees

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On the twelfth day of Christmas
my toddler spilled on me:
Twelve Rounds Of Throw-Up
Eleven Spoonfuls of Cereal
Ten Pieces of Play-Doh
Nine Fists of Dirt
Eight Bottles of Spices
Seven Strands of Spaghetti
Six Tubes of Paint
Five Golden (Urine) Rings
Four Quarts of Milk
Three Meals A Day
Two Cups Of Water
and all the ornaments for our Christmas Trees

-MIM-

Psst: Ever think, “Hey we need some petroleum to wash away that spaghetti?” Neither do I and neither does Seventh Generation.  No matter what the “spill” they’ve got you covered, with diapers and wipes, cleaners, hand soap and laundry detergent strong enough to stand up to any toddler, naturally.

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