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A 24 Hour Juice Cleanse: The Follow Up

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I passed out the second my children did at 8:15pm last night.  Miss P. came into our room around 11pm.  Normally my body would go into it’s own little distress mode but this time I was completely calm.  Perhaps it was because my body was rid of all toxins and stress-free or perhaps it was because my body was so exhausted from ridding toxins it couldn’t react.  This morning I woke up starving but with definitely more energy than usual.  That will most likely be zapped after two straight hours of playing with the kids.

Essentially I was awarded no points and may God have mercy on my soul.  Here’s why PWJF (Parenting While Juice Fasting) doesn’t work =

  • You need energy to keep up.  Food = energy.
  • You need coffee.  I repeat.  You need coffee.
  • You need a nightcap.  It’s the only way.
  • Your brain is too foggy to function.  So you do things like let your daughter wear seizure producing outfits and use cheese sticks as play things

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Repeat after me: Food is good.  Food is goooooooood.

#WheresMyWine

-MIM-
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