I passed out the second my children did at 8:15pm last night. Miss P. came into our room around 11pm. Normally my body would go into it’s own little distress mode but this time I was completely calm. Perhaps it was because my body was rid of all toxins and stress-free or perhaps it was because my body was so exhausted from ridding toxins it couldn’t react. This morning I woke up starving but with definitely more energy than usual. That will most likely be zapped after two straight hours of playing with the kids.
Essentially I was awarded no points and may God have mercy on my soul. Here’s why PWJF (Parenting While Juice Fasting) doesn’t work =
- You need energy to keep up. Food = energy.
- You need coffee. I repeat. You need coffee.
- You need a nightcap. It’s the only way.
- Your brain is too foggy to function. So you do things like let your daughter wear seizure producing outfits and use cheese sticks as play things
Repeat after me: Food is good. Food is goooooooood.