OMG. LOL. WTF. Are your kids into these tiny bastard bug-eyed surprise dolls? The ones that are wrapped inside plastic bags that also come with ...
30Jan 2019
16Jan 2019
How To Fail At Kindergarten Registration Part 2: A MIM Guide
When asked to provide Proof Of Address, present a Victoria's Secret bill because it was the only thing you can find that morning. Make a ...
12Sep 2018
NANNY VS. DAYCARE? THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
My all-time favorite commercial was done by Similac. It shows a group of parents going after each other for bottle vs. breast, stay-at-home vs. working ...
06Sep 2018
SEE MORE. HEAR MORE. WORRY LESS: THE BEST NEW MONITOR ON THE MARKET
When I worked at Safety 1st I was in charge of "Large Furniture" which, despite its name was not furniture for large people. It meant ...
11Jun 2018
DEAR EVERYONE, I’M SORRY.
Dear Everyone, I'm sorry for the last 365 days. I'm sorry for forgetting your birthday even though you sent a card on mine; It doesn't mean I ...
