It's 3am and I hear the violent scamper of my 5 year old's feet approaching my bedside. I pick his shaking body up and carry ...
13Feb 2019
30Jan 2019
OMG LOL = WTF.
OMG. LOL. WTF. Are your kids into these tiny bastard bug-eyed surprise dolls? The ones that are wrapped inside plastic bags that also come with ...
16Jan 2019
How To Fail At Kindergarten Registration Part 2: A MIM Guide
When asked to provide Proof Of Address, present a Victoria's Secret bill because it was the only thing you can find that morning. Make a ...
12Sep 2018
NANNY VS. DAYCARE? THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
My all-time favorite commercial was done by Similac. It shows a group of parents going after each other for bottle vs. breast, stay-at-home vs. working ...
06Sep 2018
SEE MORE. HEAR MORE. WORRY LESS: THE BEST NEW MONITOR ON THE MARKET
When I worked at Safety 1st I was in charge of "Large Furniture" which, despite its name was not furniture for large people. It meant ...
