
A 5 STEP MIM GUIDE
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- When asked to provide Proof Of Address, present a Victoria’s Secret bill because it was the only thing you can find that morning. Make a joke. Receive no laughs.
- Ask to borrow a pen. Return said pen busted with ink dripping down your fingers.
- When signing and dating the bottom of 10 different forms, make sure to do it with the year 2015 even though the year is 2016.
- When asked who your child’s Doctor or Dentist is by name, have no clue.
- Leave the section called “Anything else you’d like us to know” blank. Then stare back with an equally blank expression when asked, “You didn’t want to write anything here?”
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