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HOW TO FAIL AT KINDERGARTEN REGISTRATION

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A 5 STEP MIM GUIDE
    1. When asked to provide Proof Of Address, present a Victoria’s Secret bill because it was the only thing you can find that morning. Make a joke.  Receive no laughs.
    2. Ask to borrow a pen.  Return said pen busted with ink dripping down your fingers.
    3. When signing and dating the bottom of 10 different forms, make sure to do it with the year 2015 even though the year is 2016.
    4. When asked who your child’s Doctor or Dentist is by name, have no clue.
    5. Leave the section called “Anything else you’d like us to know” blank.  Then stare back with an equally blank expression when asked, “You didn’t want to write anything here?”

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