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I’M TRYING A 24 HOUR JUICE CLEANSE & FAILING…MISERABLY

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You guys I’m doing a 24 hour juice cleanse.  Why you ask? Because sometimes I wonder if my body is made up of red wine and chicken fingers.  I’m on my 3rd juice out of 6 for the day and I want to eat a chunk out of this delicious looking computer.  I can’t focus on anything either so please excuse this post and am I wearing pants?  I just Googled “What happens if you eat during a cleanse” and “What happens if you drink alcohol whilst cleansing.” Ok I didn’t write whilst because I’m not British but that would have been funny if I had.  I’ve pee’ed over 15 times and should be given an award for that because well that’s damn near impossible with two children hanging off your legs. Now they are resting and I am drinking something that resembles placenta with dreams of sugar plum hamburgers dancing in my head trying not to poop myself.  If you need me I’ll be in the fetal position in front of the refrigerator. Until then my friends, God Speed Me Well…. (wait, is that a thing?)

-MIM-

 

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