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DUCK TALES (Mother of the Year Award Part II)

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You may recall that I gave myself a Mother of the Year award back in “Tales from the Restaurant” when I escorted my butt-naked child through a heavily populated restaurant during dinner.  Here’s another grand and glorious reason why I truly deserve this award…

A friend of mine lobbed the following question over email today to our mom-group and it made me really stop and think:

“How often are you supposed to clean the humidifier in your baby’s room?  I’ve heard it’s every day?” 

Crap, I think, as I vaguely recall a whopping three times (since Little Miss P’s birth) that I have ever touched that thing.  And um, she’s almost a year old. 

I pick up the cute little yellow ducky humidifier from it’s cute little area in her cute little room.

Holy Mother of God.

The thing is a petri dish of random particles.  Christ, is that a minnow swimming around in there??

This is what the humidifier looked like to me yesterday –

(Humidifier by Crane)

And this is what it looks like to me today:

Here, sweet little baby, let me

blow bacteria

all over your room.  That’s healthy.  Anyone seen my medal?

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