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PRODUCTS I’M LOVING RIGHT NOW

Mkay, more often than not these products deal with body fluids so bear with me.  Also, as I write this, I realize that a lot of motivation for buying this crap is guilt.  As Ma says “Get used to it, you gave birth to guilt.” 

What

: Charlie Soap

For

: Laundry

Why

: Amazing fresh, clean smell.  All natural.  Gets the poop and pee out (Er, of our daughter’s clothes).

Also loving the tagline:

If you want flowers, go pick some.

Guilt Antidote

:  Feel better about your baby’s skin never touching toxic ingredients

Buy Me

What:

Boogie Wipes

For

: Wiping Boogies, naturally.

Why

:  Gets the really sticky boogies off Little Miss P’s face and smells like grape to boot.  You all know the boogies I’m talking about…like when your baby wakes up and looks like she’s been snorting yellow cake in her sleep.

Guilt Antidote

:  No more raw noses

 Buy Me

What

: Table Toppers

For

: Adhesive place mat for baby when eating out

Why

:  Hubby, P, and I go out to eat a lot.  Little Miss loves to be in the scene.  If you know me and are about to say “Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” please reference TALES FROM THE DISGRUNTLED MAMA and note no one is in figure skates here.  

Guilt Antidote

: Feel better about not having to put food for your baby on that nasty communal table.

Buy Me

What

: Harajuki Mini

For

: Making your baby an original dresser

Why

: Cause this shit is bananas

Guilt Antidote

: I never feel guilty about buying clothes; and I aint no holla back girl. 

Buy Me

What

: Gummi Crib Rail

For

: Covers the top rail of your crib with a “gummy” strip that feels good on newly cut teeth

Why

:  In case you’re like me and gave birth to Woody the Woodpecker

Guilt Antidote

: Stop waking up in the middle of the night in fear that your baby is chewing on paint particles.

Buy Me

What

: Munchkin Snack Cup

For

: The little slot at the top lets baby dig around and grab one puff at a time

Why

: Keeps P busy

Guilt Antidote

: Feel better about giving your baby something to do while they sit backwards in a moving car staring at a fabric seat.

Buy Me

I have been getting a lot of questions lately on baby-related topics.  This is funny because I have no idea what I’m talking about.  However, if you have a baby or pregnancy-related question and want a straight forward opinion, feel free to email me at: kristinf13@yahoo.com 

Don’t expect a direct reply but your anonymous question may be used in a blog entry. 

Love you, mean it.

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