It’s a Toddler club folks…..and we are not invited.
1st rule of toddler club – You do not talk about toddler club.
2nd rule of toddler club – You do not talk about toddler club.
3rd rule of toddler club – Protest getting into the bath. Once in, protest getting out.
4th rule of toddler club – If asked a question, the answer is no. Always no. The only exception is when the question is: “Do you want a treat?”
5th rule of toddler club – Never go to bed. Ask a question. Ask ten questions. Request water. You have to go potty. You need a tissue. You need a story. You need a new pillow. New Pajamas. A back-rub. Just Never. Go. To. Bed.
6th rule of toddler club – If younger brother or sister is crying, cry louder to ensure total panic in household.
7th rule of toddler club – If pasta is served, ask for pizza. If pizza wish is granted, ask for pasta.
8th rule of toddler club – Never, under any circumstances, put any article of clothing on when asked only once.
9th rule of toddler club – Dinner is breakfast. Breakfast is dinner. Do not be fooled.
10th rule of toddler club – If mommy says no, try daddy. If daddy says no, tell mommy he said yes.
11th rule of toddler club – Do not attempt to get all of any food in your mouth. Your clothes are hungry too.
12th rule of toddler club – Don’t trust anything with a crust. Rinds are not our friends.
In each other we trust,
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