Girlfriend, this is your fro-yo talking.
You know that shower you’ve been thinking about? (The one you glance sideways at while rubbing dry shampoo on your roots and laying on a third day of deodorant under your arm?) That showers cheating on you with your husband. You know that delicious meal prepared for you at end of the day? It’s not coming back. You wanted a trip to the bathroom alone? Two’s company, doll. What, your gym stopped calling to see if you want to renew? Well guess what – He’s just not that into you.
#MomLife is hard. You’re sleep deprived. You feed on caffeine and sticky kisses. Sometimes you might even feel like throwing in the towel but that would just make more laundry. You know what isn’t hard? Us. We’re smooth. We’re creamy. We’re delicious. We don’t even mind if you stink. We know what you want. Coffee, salted caramel, and chocolate espresso all in one. We’re the new buzz. Hazelnut chip drenched in chocolate more your thing? Let’s seal the deal, you nut. Maine blueberry & sweet cream with a side of active yogurt cultures? That sounds fruity. Peanut butter cups and low fat? Who says you can’t have it all. Want to take it slow? We could go steady with Vanilla. With 100 years in the business, we’d like to think we know a thing or two about (frozen) love affairs. So swipe right on us, baby. We’ve got 15 flavors to satisfy all of your cravings; you won’t need to sacrifice taste or indulgence. Oh and one more thing? Our name may not be ice cream…but we’re just as rich.
It’s A Match!
You and Hood Frozen Yogurt have liked each other.
Disclaimer: Several gallons of frozen yogurt were consumed for the purpose of this post.
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