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THE MISADVENTURE TALKS: HOW LONG AFTER CHILDBIRTH? (SHHH)

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I think this is one of those taboo conversations that most women don’t discuss unless they are …. well…..in a bathtub drinking wine…

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I’ve met countless women who aren’t excited to get back to sex after giving birth.  Do you know what my OBGYN said to me at my 6 week appointment? Try it with yourself first.”  I literally laughed out loud in her face.  I’d rather eat nails.  I was still sore, exhausted, and felt as sexy as a Proboscis Monkey:
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 Is it just this topic or does that nose look super phallic?

Q: Where did you fall on the spectrum, (tough word choice there, huh?) how long did you wait to do the deed after delivery? Do you have any other tips other than my OBGYN’S horrifying suggestion?

Rules of Engagement

  1. Play nice (Don’t be a dick.)
  2. Write your thoughts in the comment section below or on MIM’s social media pages under the relevant post.
  3. Tag a friend that would benefit from reading your experience. Nurture the village. Please don’t be shy.  Pretend you’re buzzed in an empty bathtub with your best friend.

Ok? Go!

READ PAST MISADVENTURE TALKS HERE:

Deodorant, Shampoo, & Other Mystical Beasts

How Do I Stop Nursing? 

How Long Should I Wait In Between Kids?

– MIM –
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